{"id":1410,"date":"2014-02-24T09:00:06","date_gmt":"2014-02-24T07:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/baumschubbser.de\/?p=1410"},"modified":"2014-03-07T19:06:02","modified_gmt":"2014-03-07T17:06:02","slug":"ich-mag-den-humor-von-telegramm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/baumschubbser.de\/?p=1410","title":{"rendered":"Ich mag Telegrams Humor! :-)"},"content":{"rendered":"<style type=\"text\/css\"><!--\nP { margin-bottom: 0.21cm; }A:link {  }\n--><\/style>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/baumschubbser.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Telegram_Logo.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1407\" alt=\"Telegram_Logo\" src=\"https:\/\/baumschubbser.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Telegram_Logo-150x150.png\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>Ein Auszug aus der Privacy Policy: Everything you delete is deleted forever. Except for cats. We never delete your funny cat pictures, we love them too much. Ich versuche zu \u00fcbersetzen: Alles was Du l\u00f6schst ist f\u00fcr immer gel\u00f6scht. Au\u00dfer Katzen. Wir l\u00f6schen niemals Deine lustigen Katzenbilder, wir lieben sie zu sehr. Oder aus den F.A.Q.s:<\/p>\n<h4>Q: Can Telegram protect me against everything?<\/h4>\n<p>Well, when it comes to data transfer and secure communication. But please remember that we cannot protect you from your own mother \u2014 or any other people that get physical access to your phone. If you have serious reasons to worry about your personal security, we strongly recommend using only <a href=\"https:\/\/telegram.org\/faq#secret-chats\">Secret Chats<\/a> with a <a href=\"https:\/\/telegram.org\/faq#q-how-do-self-destructing-messages-work\">self-destruct timer<\/a> for sensitive information. Der Versuch einer \u00dcbersetzung: \u00a0 <span id=\"result_box\" lang=\"de\"><span class=\"hps\">F: Kann<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">Telegramm<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">mich<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">gegen alles sch\u00fctzen<\/span><span>?<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"hps\">Nun, wenn es<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">um die Daten\u00fcbertragung<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">und sichere<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">Kommunikation geht, ja.<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">Aber<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">denken Sie bitte daran<\/span><span>, dass wir<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">Sie nicht vor<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">Ihrer eigene Mutter<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">&#8211;<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">oder andere<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">Menschen sch\u00fctzen k\u00f6nnen, die<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">physischen Zugriff<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">auf das Telefon<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">bekommen k\u00f6nnen.<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">Falls Sie<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">ernsthafte Bedenken um<\/span><span> Ihre<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">pers\u00f6nliche Sicherheit<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">haben<\/span><span class=\"hps\">, empfehlen<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">wir dringend,<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">nur\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"hps\">Geheim<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">Chats<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">mit einem<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">Selbstzerst\u00f6rungs<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">Timer f\u00fcr<\/span> <span class=\"hps\">sensible Informationen zu benutzen.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Auszug aus der Privacy Policy: Everything you delete is deleted forever. Except for cats. We never delete your funny cat pictures, we love them too much. Ich versuche zu \u00fcbersetzen: Alles was Du l\u00f6schst ist f\u00fcr immer gel\u00f6scht. Au\u00dfer &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/baumschubbser.de\/?p=1410\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/baumschubbser.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/baumschubbser.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/baumschubbser.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baumschubbser.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baumschubbser.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/baumschubbser.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/baumschubbser.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baumschubbser.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baumschubbser.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}